Some other music publication has just written their cool list - a er...comprehensive guide to who is cool in the world of UK music - scientifically calculated (of course) and meeting an extremely fair and sensible criteria.

As stupid as cool lists are I thought we could do one better....so has anyone got any suggestions for this year's eGigs cool list?

How about.....George Michael - he's been in the press a fair bit this year. And the lead singer from Keane - he took drugs and went into rehab, he must be cool! What about Michael Jackson - there's nothing cooler than not being a peadophile.

Nominations welcome.....

Nick Cave and Willy Mason.



Oh and Lordi (all of them)

Pete Doherty.. he's a legend!!

This guy - clearly the coolest bloke in the world.

Sub-tectonic convection is pretty sweet

Aldi Muesli bars are the mutt's nuts...no, seriously - try 'em.

Aldi's food is great in general i love the huge barcodes.

Siamese Algae Eaters (not flying foxes) are cool.

Sporks - half spoon, half fork. Not much use at a gig, but if you were a band needing both a spoon AND a fork in a small dressing room - bingo!

Sporks are the coolest thing in rawk.